2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS

[Buckwheat]

I see we are on the vender list.
Who is going to the event?

[Brushwolf]

I am planning on it.

[Hern]

This is shaping up to be a big event. Hope to see you guys there.
Please look me up. I'll be there Wednesday-Sunday.

JUNE 7-10
Port Royal Fairgrounds

Click on Link for events and demo list
http://patrappers.com/2018-pta-rendezvous/

Predator Calling Demos...
-Ernie Wilson (Buckwheat) Thursday
-Joe Zaffuto (Night Eyes) Friday
-Abner Druckenmiller (Fox Pro) Saturday

[QUATTRO]

So far it is myself, Mark and Brain ( furmaggedon ) ...

[jaspr1]

  I am going to try and make the Thursday edition.  I don't want to miss the "Buckwheat" exhibition!  Whenever he says something that sounds like he memorized it word for word from Outdoor Life  I am going to TOOT on my Owl Hooter! ...……...

[Buckwheat]

Jasper1
Owl hooting? O great. Don,t you have to mow the grass or somthing that day.

[jaspr1]

  Let the weeds grow!!! Cupcake said what's that "Buckwheat 2018" on the Calendar? I said my BFF Ernest "Buckwheat" Wilson is the keynote speaker at the Trapper Rendezvous  it's like having ELVIS only better!!  Then she wanted to know why I was making all those fortune cookies?  I said I am making them for the audience!  I will be putting a question they can ask the Coyote Professor inside.... For example one of the easier ones...Professor Buckwheat: If Coyotes have such a great sense of smell and can smell you clear across a cornfield...why do they need to stick their nose in each others butts?     I know he will have the answer!!!  Besides Hern is going to be to busy to watch him so I am going to step up...I figure with info gleaned from this it will take Hern and I 3 minutes to shoot a coyote next time instead of 6...... ...………………………...

[Buckwheat]

Jasper1
Well, I see there is nothing i said to stop you from showing up. The best thing I can hope for is rain and a cancellation.
Does your wife know that snakes like high grass to live in. Maybe Goosebumps will let her know about the problems with high grass.
Hern volunteered to do the coyote calling section when we get past the possum chasing section. So you might want to ask him about but hole smells since he has cut a lot of them out during fur processing.
But to help you understand a little so you will not ask that question.
I added a link that will help a little about butt hole sniffing. You have to watch until the end.

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.za/2014/07/28/why-do-dogs-sniff-each-others-butts-video_n_5627304.html

I can not believe you wasted 3 minutes on a stand. Hern was ready in 3.  It probably took you 4 of the 6 minutes to pick a spot to set your smelly butt down.
By the way you will think of bacon and butt hole smelling when you have breakfast after watching the video.LOL

[jaspr1]

  WOW!  That is just awesome!  I just knew you would know something about BUTT sniffing  I can't wait to tell Cupcake!!! about the snakes  maybe she will stay inside and not bug me as much     Well you are right again about the set-up    Hern kept wanting to set up like you showed him  Finally after 4 minutes I got him to do it my way and then it took 2 minutes to shoot the Coyote!    He admitted it was a nightmare going with you  coyotes running all over the place  but he was always in the wrong position  resulting in "0" results!  just sayin......

[Buckwheat]

Jasper1
I think you should have some bacon with your oatmeal.
I never said Hern and I can kill coyotes. We just call them in, after that things go down hill.

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Ya know I've read down through all this BS and a story that was relayed to me comes to mind about our exquisite coyote caller Seems BW jumped out of his rice burner and was running down a dirt road in shorts and  flip-flops (picture that) callin coyotes  but I have to say I wish pictures would have been taken  No wonder the coyotes didn't come to that callin after such a sight 

[Buckwheat]

Goosebumps
You have your facts mixed up. They did come into the call. That is the part that makes the story so good. Also both car doors were left open and the hatch up in the air. We called from in the middle of the road. But I did put boots on because of rattle snakes.

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Just sharin the wisdom as it was passed to me  ugly thought tho...

[Buckwheat]

Goosebumps
I know, but do me a favor and let Jaspers wife know about tall yard grass being a problem for snakes. :-)

[jaspr1]

  He's blowing smoke Goose  I heard it the same way!  I have a caption for that ugly picture      "Fruit of the Loom in Flip Flops"  The attire every Pro caller shows up in... except for the KID who is still in diapers!  ………………………………….