Safari!

[Lookn4Fur]

We don't need old Bucktooth.  I already know all his honey holes up there.

[jaspr1]

    OMG!  it's almost time!!!!!!  Sleepless!  every time I closed my eyes a coyote was attacking me from all directions  I should have bought that semi-auto  Goose we will sit back to back  it's our only chance  let the GUIDE fend for himself  ......................................make sure your batteries are charged  .......................................

[Pa Goosehntr]

  No batteries needed as we will be with "The Great Guide of the North"  I'm leaving my electronics home  Still bringing a shotty as it covers more ground when we are being rushed by all those critters he will be calling in 

[Hern]

How many months is thishere Safari?
How many different species of furbearers and game animals are you targeting?
Did you research your guide & guide service? By that, will he remain stern & steadfast in face of danger? or Drunk in the Cabin?

[Pa Goosehntr]

  "Did you research your guide & guide service? By that, will he remain stern & steadfast in face of danger? or Drunk in the Cabin? " Hern this guide is still wet behind the ears  The two coots are gonna try and edumicate him a little

[jaspr1]

  Oh my!    Goose what if he cuts and runs if a Mountain Lion rushes us!  I SEEN it on TV it could happen  .....

[Hern]

This sounds like a great hunt....
Guide may cut & run, raffled rifle first time afield, broken down trucks, no wallet, a couple of weeks to fix a power steering pump & chewed wire harness, wet behind the ears Guide, ole Coots, Grizzly & Mt. Lions, Drunk in the Cabin, no batteries needed,  your imagination for ammo, smarter then a possum, know all his honey holes up there.

Good luck Goose & Jaspr

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Hern, we made it out alive and back  Dr. P as he will be referred to from now on can call in porcupines by the droves  However, anything with fur on it we will let that up to the other hunting party of Big Ben  It was bad and the campfire stories that will come from this Safari will go on for a lifetime.. Most of which I can't post on here 

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Hmmmmm awful quiet 

[jaspr1]

      Well after riding around for hours trying to get mud on my truck  Dr. P offered $10.00 if I splashed mud on her  so I did  and as is his custom he refused to pay  Finally we got out and tried some calling along a back road     but it was a Dr. P extra frigid spot... Then we went to the secret Honey-Hole which Dr. P claimed was BW's hot-spot  well here was the result  1 very anemic coyote  Goose got sent to the truck for asking where the fur was    and as we were in extraction mode there were PORKIES on both sides of the road headed for where we had been    if there is a next time  I am definitely going to check the guides credentials more closely  If he is wearing a Mossy Oak hat with TROJAN ENZ on the front      and PRO STAFF on the back I am looking elsewhere    ........ BTW I would highly recommend this Guide if you want to conserve ammo....LOL

[jaspr1]

  Hmmmmm awful quiet  You were expecting to hear gun fire ? ...lol..

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Dr. P where are you?  Just reminds me of "Car 54 where are you?" 

[jaspr1]

  I told you he would run home to Dotty and she would rub his ears and Danny would hide under the bed embarrassed    He's at Mom's right now telling her how everybody is against him  He can come out of hiding the Safari was a success in many ways  Nobody missed anything!  I never saw that many porkies in my life  looked like one of those Elephant things in Africa  where they all head for the same spot  we got a free "Apple Dumplin from Mom" to help sweeten us up  in case things went south  all in all not a bad trip......

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Butterin him up for next year are ya?  It might work but I sure hope he gets some sound advice from you know who when they head north...

[jaspr1]

  I hope you mean Hern and not BW...just sayin............ .......................