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[Pa Goosehntr]

  Usually enough to handle the brood  but not enough to handle the flock or a raft 

[jaspr1]

   Damn  I'm retired      WAHOO!!  but here I sit with a back load of work to catch up on  at 3AM in the morning  1. Goose and Jaspr1, I will tell you for the last time   I am a working man!:o :oI know that's foreign to you   I challenge you to come up with a formula for that ..HAHAHAHA it's Timmy everybody trying to make a point other than the top of his head  I will sidestep the man part  although I guess if you shave quarterly you might get a nod  You need to drink more duck milk to get some lead in your pencil,sonny.  Anyway the formula is quite simple    where Z=0    Z+Z=0.................

[jaspr1]

  Hern says:"A good lawyer never ask questions he doesn't already know the answers."  Goose he played you  There is NO such Thing as a GOOD Lawyer  it was a trick question and answer...........Don't trust Hern or any of these other OLD COOT's  except me  they will cross over for a laugh....just sayin...

[jaspr1]

  L$F wants to know: "Why is 223 WSSM ammo so hard to find?"  It's not DumbA$$ they have it in the Ladies Lingerie Dept. at Bon Ton or that's what my CEO tell's me  Only Girls and Sissie's shoot it so you have to look there next time your underwear shopping  ........................ I need to take a break  DOC told me not to overdo it for a day or two  if he only knew of my responsibilities  .............

[Pa Goosehntr]

  And the beat goes on!!

[Buckwheat]

I need to take a break  DOC told me not to overdo it for a day or two  if he only knew of my responsibilities.

Yep, if he only knew about your responsibilities.

[Hern]

Heckle or Jeckle-
Can you give me a good Strawberry Pretzel Salad recipe?

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Never made that one myself...hafta check with the CEO for her take on that one.. That is iffin you want the fancy version  but off the top of my head I would throw some chopped Romain lettuce in a big bowl, add;  fresh strawberrys, mini pretzels, and coat with a strawberry/raspberry vinaigrette.. a few chopped black walnuts would be good also in the mix..now you can modify with shroons, maters, and any other veggie ya got..diced apples or thin sliced pears would be good in it also..

[Lookn4Fur]

Heckle or Jeckle-
Can you give me a good Strawberry Pretzel Salad recipe?

And you call me a sissy?

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Well at least Hern doesn't need permission to enter the kitchen 

[Hern]

Yes I do. I need permission. Yikes!

Goose, wife got recipe off internet for me.
It's nothing close to your recipe.

[Pa Goosehntr]

  That cause mine is real fud...not a hordevor tea totin salad...real fud for real people!!  mercy!! and you need permission... jaspr1 help me out here, these gimpy guys needin permission to enter the kitchen to do some vittles and cookin, just ain't good.. kin catch/skun all the critters in the woods but not enter the kitchen?? even smoked up a bunch of fine lookin meats....musta been passed to them out the kitchen window  poor guys!!

[Hern]

I guess no permission, but I gotta tell her what I'm up to.
Sorta like when she's looking for a tool and not asking me.

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Like where's that thing-a-majig you used to do such and such?? 

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Hey Paul...I thought about you today  I saw a turkey runnin across the field But then I remembered ..you can't run yet...