Ask Goose & Jaspr...

[Pa Goosehntr]

  And that's a bad thing?? 

[jaspr1]

  Goose do you think they should rewrite the Fisher and Bobcat contest rules  Maybe have an award for most tracks photographed    ........................................

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Nah, they will be photo choppin!! 

[jaspr1]

  Goose why do you think everyone is so concerned about where I'm hunting and what I'm hunting???  Do you think it's because you and I are the only 2 on here who can pass the LIE detector test???  ....................................

[Pa Goosehntr]

  The only thing I'll pass is gas and they won't have a clue what happened then  We have not dazzled them with brilliance but we have baffled them with BS... and they just haven't figured that out yet!! 

[jaspr1]

  Should I wear my waders tonight?  I was reading the Mosquito Creek rules and you are allowed to use a caller.  I will leave the FoxPro at home and take you as the caller!!    its supposed to rain hard after midnight!  I think this will work  it will be like Goose hunting  only with coyotes  You can hold Mr. Wilson the Decoy on your lap  I will try to shoot them before they shred you up!  ...I want you to prep a bit today  drink a lot of Vino to help build courage  and know if anything bad happens I will patch you up    and buy you breakfast!  ........I will also split the winnings with you  80 for me 20 for you  this is the formula that Cupcake uses when we split stuff  I know doesn't seem quite right    but she used to work in a bank!    ......................

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Hey, it's gonna snow Saturday, so do I really need hip boots? 

[Brushwolf]

I did not know how serious you guys was going to get in this weekend. Hunting that is.  I had a side bet with a fellow officer that you guys was going to skip the hunting and take your wife’s out to watch the new 50 shades of grey movie!! Being valentine weekend and all.  ......

[Buckwheat]

Brushwolf
You might lose your side bet. The rain might keep the old guys in. 

[Hern]

Oh chit, when's Valentine's Day?

[jaspr1]

  Pansy Wheat  the rain might keep you in  you're rusty enough!  Goose and I are taking a break for "Brekie" after being up all night  Coyote tracking at night is hard enough  add rain and it's twice as tough  Goose had to actually watch the Coyotes tail  a couple times to see which way he was going  raining so hard it was washing away the tracks  almost as fast as he was putting them down! ......gotta go! ...................................    Hern tell Lorraine we will dispose of your carcass for her  V-day was 2 days ago  we will enter you in Mosquito Creek  thye haven't seen an Old Coyote like you in awhile!    LOL

[Hern]

I smoothed things out will Lorraine, jaspr.
All Valentine cards and candy were 1/2 price yesterday. So I got her that kind of stuff. Late, but she seem to like it. Any way, am off the hook for now.

[Buckwheat]

Hern
Since my wife could not get out and get me Valentine's Day card. Wile I was there I picked one up for her to give to me. :-)

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Brushpile, it looks like a mad dash/race to the woods this mornin  almost as many id1ots out there as the first day of deer season  Ernesto is putting in an all nighter with a vacuum, Hern hasta cut wood, and jaspr1 is huntin where the trapper harvested all of his coyotes  me? well, I've changed the filters in the furnace, hafta get gas in the truck, bring wood up to the back porch,  and I think there is a vacuum that I'm told fits my hand 

[jaspr1]

  Goose what do you speculate the Highly Coveted Old Coot Shootout Prize is?    I hope it's something useful like a pill box or denture holder    I don't want to have to listen to Buck"BadWinner"Wheat complain about that!  Maybe a 6 pack of Flowered Depends Panties  (Quattro is buying the prize after all)  He can sit in the woods and pretend he's a patch of flowers!  ........