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Re: Ask Goose & Jaspr...
« Reply #150 on: June 09, 2016, 05:33:52 AM »
 >:(  CEO  >:(  she gets up every day with a different hair brained idea  >:( >:( >:( .............. here's a question that has me stumped  ::)  ::)  When I was a kid my Dad used to take my brother and I out to hunt wild strawberries  ;D ;D small but delicious  ;D ;D I have no clue where you might find some today  :( you never hear anyone saying anything about that  :( :(.................... 8)
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« Reply #151 on: June 09, 2016, 06:47:38 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D "Strawberry fields forever" died off the same as the Beatles  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Ask Goose & Jaspr...
« Reply #152 on: June 10, 2016, 05:42:19 AM »
Why does Under Armor make outerwear?
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Re: Ask Goose & Jaspr...
« Reply #153 on: June 10, 2016, 07:37:02 AM »
Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway??
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Re: Ask Goose & Jaspr...
« Reply #154 on: June 10, 2016, 09:41:07 AM »
 ;) ;) ;) Well Hern, the answer is simple.....iffin they git the armor on the outside of the bod then the under portion is fully protected  :P :P :P :P :P maybe they should call it "Armor Under"  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Ask Goose & Jaspr...
« Reply #155 on: June 10, 2016, 09:44:46 AM »
 :) :) :) :) Now Jake, we had driveways long afore we had parkways, so folks got used to parkin in driveways and when they connected a bunch of driveways, folks started parking along them too and hence with volume comes parkways  :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Re: Ask Goose & Jaspr...
« Reply #156 on: June 11, 2016, 06:30:05 AM »
 :) Why does Under Armor make outerwear?    ::)  because they haven't invented a pill  :(  you can take  :(  to cover the "Little Anomalies"  :P associated with the human body   :o ................... 8)
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« Reply #157 on: June 11, 2016, 06:32:00 AM »
"Jake"........... :) Because we are "dumber"    than a turnip  :P most of the time......:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[................ 8)
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« Reply #158 on: June 11, 2016, 07:52:28 AM »
 :) :) :) :) :) OK folks you heard it here first  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) bring on the questions, you will get an answer but probably not the one you expected.... :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
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Re: Ask Goose & Jaspr...
« Reply #159 on: June 11, 2016, 09:46:43 AM »
If the local convenience store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year,    Why do they put locks on the doors??
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« Reply #160 on: June 11, 2016, 10:31:47 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D They gotta go potty sometime  :o :o :o :o :o :o
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« Reply #161 on: June 17, 2016, 03:16:11 PM »
 :o :o :o :o Hey jaspr1... ??? ??? ??? ???..if you fart in a pool and catch the bubble in a cup upside down  :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ and call your buddies over and upright the cup and the fart bubble surfaces :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( is that considered "Catch and Release"??  :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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« Reply #162 on: June 18, 2016, 05:23:06 AM »
 >:( >:( >:( ABSOLUTELY NOT!!  >:( >:( >:( in your case  ::) ::) it's called aggravated assault w/intent to maim or injure :P :P and just plain disgusting  :( :( :( :( :( :( :(..................... 8)
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« Reply #163 on: June 18, 2016, 08:41:19 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D And you would have been one of my buddies I'd called over... :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Re: Ask Goose & Jaspr...
« Reply #164 on: June 24, 2016, 06:45:18 PM »
Why do nose hairs grow so darn fast ? :P :P ::) ::)
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