Ask Goose & Jaspr...

[jaspr1]

  I stand by my comments in "Onion Snow" post  Someone could still use a "Sapling Bender" and his Mom is probably up to it  I'd pay to see that... .......LOL....

[YoteSki]

Jasp1, thanks for the correct answer- Wife could clean it in 2 hours.
First, she would throw out anything she wasn't familiar with. Then give the other stuff away because she never uses it.

Scenario #3.

Let's say you place something where you can find it, on the middle of a bench let's say. She knows it has some significant value, does not know what is,🤔,  so it is "put away"😡😡😡😡.  Meaning you will ask her what happened to it when you need it, she will tell you she's never heard of it😬😬😬, you won't  ever find it untill 10 yrs later in the bottom of a drawer of some stand that you have never opened in your life😬😬😬 only word of advice,  never do it with her things! 😜😜😜

True story

[Pa Goosehntr]

  "only word of advice,  never do it with her things!"..Keith, really...you weren't suppose to hide her cell phone 

[Buckwheat]

We need to rename this page to Ask Goose and Jasper the complaints about wives.

[Pa Goosehntr]

  As if your's doesn't have a list..

[Buckwheat]

Her list is to keep me happy

[Pa Goosehntr]

  OMG  After a comment like that .. you will need permission to be on the boards 

[jaspr1]

  Goose! You don't know the half of it  I was having some extreme pain moments the other day and reached out for some backwoods medicine advice in the direction of Conestoga Pa.  If we didn't have Quakers monitoring this site (Just kidding Quaker's) I would share but it's way to graphic for that....lol...I did pick up some tips which I am trying to implement  but I burned a bridge or two and now have to grovel to get help... ....anyway the Exulted one seems to have his pain management under control.  and probably is on here without getting permission  ...........

[Buckwheat]

Jasper1
Go to bed you old pain in the keaster.
I am just setting around listing to music with my head set and about half **** faceed from youkonjack and frieball mix. I will post with out goosebumps permission. He is hen pecked anyway. Such a sissy he has to have his wife give him the ok just to clean his shed. Who ever heard of such a thing.

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Jack of the Youkon done fried that worm brain fur sure  He was holden worm flags up in front of his face when a gust of wind came along and they whipped his kisser too!!

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Hump!! out smarted them again  Guess Jaspr1 and Goose will hafta take the SS$ and retire we done overworked the others brains and bunt them out 

[Hern]

Why are women always right?

Why do women spot a snake before a man, but can't find him a Phillips Head in his tool box?

[Lookn4Fur]

I am not Goose or Jasper but I can answer that.  You condition them into thinking they are right because you tell them they are.  You have to start proving that they are wrong.  Sheesh, you think you old guys would have this figured out already.

[Hern]

Lookn2giveanswers...
I was talking about sisters, daughters, granddaughters, nieces & sister-in-laws.

Your answer did make me think...I guess I'm not around the women in our family to 'condition' them.

*disclaimer
This the Jaspr & Goose show...Lookn2buttin, they will answer questions on this page...

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Lookn2giveanswers says.."You condition them into thinking they are right" this must be why permission is needed to go outside??

Hern...even in the silence of the woods when you think you are all alone  you are wrong  when you get home you did not do sumptin, forgot sumptin, or are late to take the garbage out.. .. I think they have conditioned us into believing we are King of the house when in reality they are the dominating Queen of the household  think about a bee hive!!