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Re: Ask Goose & Jaspr...
« Reply #105 on: April 02, 2016, 04:42:00 AM »
  L$Breakfast says:  :) "He likes me way better than you old coots!!  :(  He told me so  :P"  There's your answer!  :( he is really confuzzed saying something like that  :o  but as long as he's paying he has a live one with you  ::) and if he wants to hunt Pollywogs  ::) you will carry the net for him  ;D................. 8)
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Re: Ask Goose & Jaspr...
« Reply #106 on: April 02, 2016, 08:54:15 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Lookn4ainvite says "we don't mind taking your money even if it means we have to hang out with you for an hour." You know what we is youngin...and that must be the polished turd you are carryin in your pocket  :P :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Ask Goose & Jaspr...
« Reply #107 on: April 03, 2016, 11:00:11 AM »
Which end of a turd is the clean end?  :-\ :-\ :-\ ??? ???
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« Reply #108 on: April 03, 2016, 04:45:23 PM »
 >:( >:( >:( >:( The polished pinched off end!! everybody including Lookn4aturd knows that!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Ask Goose & Jaspr...
« Reply #109 on: April 03, 2016, 09:19:13 PM »
Learn sump'n new everyday. ;) ;) And that Lookn4apoptart knew that. Yea...........right. ::) ::) ;D
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« Reply #110 on: April 04, 2016, 11:37:12 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D at least he thinks he does!!  :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
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« Reply #111 on: April 06, 2016, 10:56:49 AM »
 >:( >:( >:( >:( I'm thinkin that jaspr1 and my knowledge are going to waste as no one wants to tap the knowledge base that the two of us have  ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? a mind is a terrible thing to waste!!  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Re: Ask Goose & Jaspr...
« Reply #112 on: April 06, 2016, 03:59:27 PM »
It took me ten years to mess up the fur shed.
Question-
Why does the wife think I can clean shed up in one day?
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« Reply #113 on: April 06, 2016, 04:26:59 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D That's simple; she considers the shed an extension of the house that you play in,  ??? ??? ??? ??? therefore the house is cleaned weekly, and your shed should be also  :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ I still remember the tale of her and the curtains in the shed  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) Dust, sweep, and mop!! :P :P :P :P :P Git-R-done!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I just use a leaf blower... :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Re: Ask Goose & Jaspr...
« Reply #114 on: April 07, 2016, 05:05:33 AM »
 :) She could clean it in 2 hours  ;D so she figures if she gives you all day  ::) you ought to be able to get it done  ;)............ 8)
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Re: Ask Goose & Jaspr...
« Reply #115 on: April 07, 2016, 07:12:27 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D Anyway you look at it, Hern is busy on this rainy day cleaning his shed.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Ask Goose & Jaspr...
« Reply #116 on: April 08, 2016, 05:20:17 AM »
Jasp1, thanks for the correct answer- Wife could clean it in 2 hours.
First, she would throw out anything she wasn't familiar with. Then give the other stuff away because she never uses it.
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« Reply #117 on: April 08, 2016, 07:06:50 AM »
 :) :) :) So Hern, the end result was??... :o :o :o :o Inspected by the wife??....White glove inspection??  :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ Worked all night huh cause you failed inspection??  ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Ask Goose & Jaspr...
« Reply #118 on: April 08, 2016, 01:56:16 PM »
Goose, once again- We ask the questions.
You are turning this thread ass backwards. This is your second warning.
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« Reply #119 on: April 08, 2016, 03:20:28 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Go ahead and take away my birthday  :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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