Ask Goose & Jaspr...

[Hern]

This topic has been started for folks to ask questions on any subject.
Goose and Jaspr are ole coots that have been around, experience and done or witness it.
Goose and Jaspr1 will answer any and all questions on a variety of subjects. From hunting to sports to politics to the latest fashions and fads. Soups to nuts or 'how-to'.
I'll start...

What round will PSU quarterback, Christen Hackenburg, be drafted?

Should I stop wearing socks with my sandals?

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Well now if the young lad had not fallen on his sword the last couple of games he may, just may have been pulled out in the fourth round  but since he did, don't know if anyone wants him  but he could always take Vick's place on the Beagles..

Now let me get this straight..you and sandals in the same sentence ...what's this world coming to.. You only want to wear socks with sandals if you are attempting to get a tan line around your ankles  why you ask  I haven't a clue, unless it is attractive to the fish when you wade the streams feeshin..

[jaspr1]

  Well 1st off it should be Jaspr & Goose  ...2nd there should be some ground rules  No Frivolous stuff!  and  there is an Ancient Rule: Off center answers for FREE, correct answers are a $1.00.  NO FREE RIDES and NO SUPER SECRET LOCATIONS revealed. L$F that's for You! OK  now that's cleared up Q1: At the combine I think they said he was to short and had tiny hands  I think if "JOE" had been there he would have moved him to DB, so he's going in round 7 cause I like the number 7.  ....... Q2: Absolutely NOT!! Pitch the socks  A person your age needs to wear support hose of some type  if you can't find any black ones    YOU can always wear knee high nylons in a pinch  Caution if you opt for the nylons you will have to shop at Wallie Mart so no one notices.. ...........I hope future questions are not this tough... .... PS: BW I don't know where you put your "WORM FLAGS" so don't bother asking!!!!

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Well "G" comes before "J" in alphabet soup!! 

[Hern]

Thanks for sock advice. Grandkids yell at me. I'll stop wearing sandals.

Question-
-Why do you two guys use so many 'smiley & google eyes' icons in every post or reply? Can't you get your point across without them? Or Do you think icons are 'cute'?

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Their like you big boy full of facial expressions 

    Your sister called and you have some work to do at her house..
  Bob just gave you two bottles of home made vino
  you stumbled across some scat
  way too many baked beans last nite
  jaspr1 is gonna tell you a super secret
  someone wants some of those ribs

See what I mean, I could label you with all of the emojies..

[Lookn4Fur]

Now this is a subject I can sink my teeth into.

Goose, the home just called me and wants to know the GPS coordinates to the spot where you and jaspr1 were coyote hunting.  Seems the TRD got bogged down with mud and he can't make it out.  They are going to pick him up in the short bus.  If you want to save your buddy I need those coordinates so I can pass them on to the bus driver.

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Haaah grasshopper you need to get up earlier to try and think you could out fox a seasoned BS'n old coot!! besides you need to get permission to do that run anyhow.. I am surprised you can spell GPS ...now get back to putting in the time so I can get a SS check at the end of the month..

[Misterjake23]

Call me a sucker for participating in this thread, but here it goes.......  since you two are the "wise Ole coots"  what's your best guess as to what Mikes coyote had all over it?

[coyotejohn]

I have been studying this picture for a long long time and cannot determine if she was carrying a Glock or a Sig, can you help?



Also should I change my screen name to CJ75?

I have been sleepless pondering these very complicated questions -PLEASE HELP

[Lookn4Fur]

Call me a sucker for participating in this thread, but here it goes.......  since you two are the "wise Ole coots" what's your best guess as to what Mikes coyote had all over it?

Please leave the word "wise" out of any subject when talking to the "Old Coots"!

[Brushwolf]

I have been studying this picture for a long long time and cannot determine if she was carrying a Glock or a Sig, can you help?



Also should I change my screen name to CJ75?

I have been sleepless pondering these very complicated questions -PLEASE HELP

Lol

[jaspr1]

Q1:  Hern don't be ridiculous  we do that for L$F he's just learning to read and likes to look at the cartoon faces      Q2: L$F:  Tell the BUS Driver to come to Cameron Co. and bring a tow chain  We are right next to the spot where all the FISHER TRACKS are. See you soon      Q3: CJ if you can get her to drop her "panties " a bit so we can see the front sight we will be able to help you  and CJ75 seems a bit bland...  try adding "Magnum" or "Turbo"    "CJ75 Magnum"see it gives it a flair like the "Marlboro Man".... .........."Brushwolf stop laughing you will get Hic-cups! ..................... Almost missed Jake..........Jake I have to answer a question with a question. I have no idea but I wonder if his wife left him out of the truck yet? I don't wish to sound like a sore knife loser but I've been hanging with feather mites lately and I hope some jumped on him. He should have been doing spring rake and clean=up and not in the woods...just sayin...

[Pa Goosehntr]

  CJ that be a Springfield Armory XDM..that's what ya gotta use to protect sumptin like that..

  As far as Mike's coyote if you hadn't noticed it was fur all over it  now git those glasses changed

  Lookn4afreebite...we be wise enough to listen to your sons stories instead of yours.. ;

[coyotejohn]

CJ that be a Springfield Armory XDM..that's what ya gotta use to protect sumptin like that..

Goose I am amazed at your wealth of knowledge.  I went out to the gun safe and sure as heck my XD was missing.  She must of borrowed last time she was visiting. 


Now if I change my name to CJ75 Magnum will all the other old coots be jealous of my new status?  Or is it just symbolic, and how do I do it?