Ink pen story that is funny:
A Pa Game Warden told me this:
When he checks people out for game law violations he will give them a break if the infraction is not to bad.
However many times the person gives him a rough time, curses him etc. HE tells them "looks like i'm going to have to pull out SORRY!"
SORRY is a name he calls his INK PEN!!
When the guys are Ass Holes they could have gotten off with a warning! But as he starts to write their game law violation up with his pen. They have an change in demeanor! He said they start to say!!! "SORRY!" "SORRY!" " SORRY!" Hence why he calls his ink pen "SORRY!"