This crazy weather

[Pa Goosehntr]

  You two are a pair  Flip and Flop! 

[Buckwheat]

Jasper1
Are you absolutely sure there is not a less complicated or expensive method for a hanging.

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Well we heard from Flip and are awaiting the colorful response from Flop 

[jaspr1]

  HEY !!!!! OK.....Not wishing to disappoint  If I was you I would be working on the menu for my last meal  and don't forget dessert  that should buy you some additional time  BW I'm sorry but it is expensive and complicated  You can't just use clothesline rope like back in the day, it has to be OSHA approved and then there's the horse  Yeah the horse, nobody used to care if the horse was traumatized but all of that has changed  We would need a counselor to talk with the horse afterwards  I think maybe we should just stand him outside when he predicts rain..... like today  and have him look up  Mother Nature might drown him like a muskrat  .........just sayin, this is a trapping thread after all  w/weather updates  ........

[Buckwheat]

Jasper1
Well dame!!!  If this is a trapping thread we could use a 220 conibear. Just set it at the window and when he his sticks out that punkin head for his weather forecast,  Bingo!!

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Now BW is playing BINGO like the old ladies do!!

[jaspr1]

  You are geniekneeamis !    No wonder you are the Head Guru  you always have a plan and are an inspiration  to us all  ......we can sit across the street and hollar stuff like "B7" and when curiosity get's to him he will stick his punkin head out  and Whammo  I'm not sure a #220 is large enough though... ........We need a trapper on this site to advise    .............     PS: We need to move quickly on this before he predicts snow  and I never get a tomato this year 

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Hmmmm, both Flip and Flop must play Bingo-Bongo  bet it takes both of them to set a 220,  and they will hafta call in reinforcements to set a 330 I'm betting jaspr1 is checking out 330s at the show today and iffin he buys one he will need to recruit someone to carry it back to the truck for him... BW probably tripped over a worm flag and skinned his knees again 

[Pa Goosehntr]

  I think the organization should print this thread and sell it as a book....of humor whatcha think? 

[Dale]

there are a few points of humor wrapped up in this mess... might not be to bad with some judicious editing...   

[Pa Goosehntr]

  "editing" that's like washin the rub off good meat!!

[jaspr1]

     MADE YOU LOOK!   LOL        Happy Fathers Day, looks like a crazy good weather day for today!       Hey Goose!  Do you think L$F is looking  but won't respond    because I got him so easily  ........or do you think he's in Cameron Co. pre-baiting his "FISHER" sets with Smores  so he can avoid last years fiasco  ..................

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Well I picked on him on the Road Kill thread... He may be cornfuzzed 

[jaspr1]

  Looked like a good morning to "Catch"..... ...... "LookN4aFisher", they tell me "FISHERs" are easy to catch like this  just a hint of bait  I wonder if he will FESS up and admit he looked  Probably not  he will be muttering all day about there ought to be a season on "Old Coots"  ......Game on Sonny, I dipped my TRAP (1) yesterday!  ....................

[Lookn4Fur]

This is a weather thread.  If you want to suck me in, post elsewhere knuckleheads!