This crazy weather

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Good luck!! My Vino is good!!

[uncle buck]

I got my snow blower all ready... Just need to put some gas in it Friday prior to the storm entry...was so nice 4 years ago.. I was at a previous coworker house helping him with something.. I see his snow blower in the corner and say wow are you lucky.. He told me that neighbors do all his removal now that he was up in his 80's.  Would I like to buy his snow blowers.. I said Wow like " Does The Bear Sheeeeeeet in the woods!"  He said give me  $170.00.  Dang it's a deal.....So I think I already got my  $170.00 out of this thing. It was brand new...  Probably $500-$700 snow blower.

[uncle buck]

I got my two bottle of Chanterelle (Shroom)  Vodka to get the blood flowing too...Of course i'm not a wino. Just a shot to get the blood flowing..

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Got some Grand Dad for that....this is just to keep the blood a little thin without the real meds...

[uncle buck]

Ole the Ole Grand Dad?  Isn't that the Sour Mash whiskey.  Me thinks if my memory serves me right Southern Comfort is also Sour Mash?

[uncle buck]

My grandmother took one  shot a day of whiskey!!! She lived into her 90,s!!!

[Pa Goosehntr]

  16° and very calm  Locally they are saying 15"-20" for C-burg 

[jaspr1]

  Weather report I got from the local Perry Co. weatherman  Spot on  .................

Message from Moose the weather man:::::::
 
it is going to snow from nothing to a lot
 
it will start from now till it is done
 
stay home , specially you people with no common sense
 
down load my app ..  to see I don’t give a d__.
 
god bless
 
MOOSER

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Dang,, that will cancel your backyard pizza party for the critters 

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Hump, they keep changing the weather forecast for snow amounts  now they have me in 14"-24"  I'm gonna listen to jaspr1's weather moose 

[Pa Goosehntr]

  A little early...it's snowing in C-burg 

[Buckwheat]

Well this storm has to be bad!  I was out back tieing ropes to all the trees to keep them from falling over. I hate to see any of them fall some are 60 feet tall. My flags that I had left over I am hooking to the ropes so the deer do not get caught in them.
But the real problem is the LOOTING that has already started!
These guys are taking everything, they are eating me out of house and home. I never thought squirrels would turn on their brothers like they do. I have my gun ready in case they decide to get even more vicious.  :-\

[Pa Goosehntr]

  One squirrel to another....you should be able to communicate 

[Buckwheat]

I can also speak chipmunk.

[Pa Goosehntr]

  A regular old Chip and Dale Huh??  on second thought you were probably in the "ALVAN" category