Author Topic: Jasperosaurus Dinosaur spotted in Purry Co. (Read 3645 times)

jaspr1 · « **on:** May 02, 2015, 06:37:35 AM »

Looked in a mirror and saw one myself

I was truck shopping

WoW

I once built a 3 bedroom ranch on 10 acres for within $3000 of the base price for this truck.

I said "don't you have just a truck with wind up windows and an AM/FM radio?"

The 10year old sales girl and my wife seemed to think that was amusing

I said "Who needs to put their smart phone in the console and stream music?" Salesgirl said "Everybody but you."

Really?

I guess I will just go sit under a tree like a mushroom and sulk for awhile

it's like being one of the "Last of the Mohicans"....

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Pa Goosehntr · « **Reply #1 on:** May 02, 2015, 12:46:53 PM »

Ya be old boy...deal with it!! $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ I hafta git my kids to show me how this computer works at times..

They won't allow me to have a face book page $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ They are afraid I'll get too redneck and break the phone

what's up with that

Bottom line....Did you git the truck???

jaspr1 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 03, 2015, 06:57:31 AM »

Yes I did

After much ado by CEO

I am going to move my stuff into it and listen to music

Because I will be afraid to move it for fear of scratching it

Maybe I will get on "Twitter" and Tweet

that we need a sensible,6cyl., rubber floor mats,tow pkg. truck with reasonable fuel economy,wind up windows and an AM/FM radidio

Maybe I will go VIRAL

I just had a 'THUNDERBOLT' idea

I just might move to Cuba now that we're friends and kissing Fidel's %ss

I'll bet they have what I'm looking for

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I almost forgot, only color option should be "Purry Co. Primer"..

Pa Goosehntr · « **Reply #3 on:** May 03, 2015, 07:06:08 AM »

I saw one like you want setting in a field

I'll give you the GPS coordinates so you can plug them into your new truck and git there...

Oh I forgot

you would hafta git the 10 year old sales girl to show you how to do that

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This is getting tough..