I attended a party this past weekend.
After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached and asked her name, she coyly replied... "Carmen."
Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with "That's a beautiful name, is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I like most in the world - cars and men."
Then she asked, "What's your name?"
"Huntintits," I replied.
