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Title: Buckwheat...nuisance Squirrel
Post by: Hern on September 18, 2014, 09:17:09 PM
Got a call late this evening from a Lady. I heard a Squirrel in my attic this afternoon. Come look and get him.

She said her son put mouse traps in attic last weekend when he was visiting.
But she heard a sound like something rolling slowly. Not loud, but heard a sound.
She gave me 4 brand new mouse traps, cleared the way to the attic and off I went. Ranch house, low attic.
I counted 9 mouse traps in that attic and ask why do you want more traps set? She didn't know that many were there. So I didn't set more.
She heard the sound at the far end of the attic, so I crawled though the gauntlet of mouse traps. I reached he end of the attic and found 2 more set traps and no sign of a Squirrel.
Lady was standing on stairway of attic and I told her she had no Squirrels, no sign. She said, Well I heard something.
I turned around and went a short distance and saw a trapped mouse on the edge of the insulation, right off the plywood crawl space. I told the woman I think I found your 'noise'.
The mouse was limp, fresh kill. It's one hind quarter had a small hole eaten in it.
I crawled back to the Lady and showed her what she heard...
By that, The mouse was neck killed instantly by the trap. Another mouse dragged the dead mouse and trap back to the insulation and was eating at the hind quarter.
I dragged the trap slowly across the plywood flooring and asked, Was this the sound you heard? Lady's answered, oh goodness, yes. Thank you. I thought it was a Squirrel.
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Post by: YoteSki on September 18, 2014, 09:47:55 PM
them darn critters!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Leglifter on September 19, 2014, 05:32:36 AM
You should be on CSI Hern.
Or have your own ADC show
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Post by: Pa Goosehntr on September 19, 2014, 06:16:55 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Hern on TV ??? ??? ??? ???...instead of "Turtle Man" we could have "Squirrel Man Esquire"  :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Buckwheat...nuisance Squirrel
Post by: Buckwheat on September 19, 2014, 07:47:31 AM
TV show names
 1) Attic Attack
 2) Critters Gone Wild
 3) What Was That Noise
Title: Re: Buckwheat...nuisance Squirrel
Post by: Hern on September 19, 2014, 08:23:52 AM
Buckwheat, I thought you would get a  kick out of this call.
It reminded me of your post when you got a call for one thing and turn out to be another. Which is common.

The follow up...I didn't charge her since I didn't do anything and she was a neighbor of one of my sisters. She did offer me a Beer (and I obliged) and we sat on the back porch. She brought out a Weed Eater and ask me how do I change the string, I think I'm out. Oh geez, here we go...I saw the writing on the wall...
Showed her how-to-do-it, chugged my Beer and got the heck outa there.
Reminded me when Grandma would ask me to do something for her... oh, while you're here...ended up doing a half dozen jobs...lol.
Title: Re: Buckwheat...nuisance Squirrel
Post by: Lookn4Fur on September 19, 2014, 08:24:00 AM
Did anyone ever think maybe the woman just needed an excuse to see Hern?  Hmmmmmmm?

Hern, the Grey Fox!
Title: Re: Buckwheat...nuisance Squirrel
Post by: Buckwheat on September 19, 2014, 08:27:37 AM
Lookn4fur
TV SHOW
HERN GONE WILD
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Post by: Lookn4Fur on September 19, 2014, 08:29:13 AM
Thats more like a porn movie. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Pa Goosehntr on September 19, 2014, 09:54:32 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Hern abuse  :o :o :o :o
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Post by: Hern on September 19, 2014, 11:25:29 AM
Hern abuse
lol...give me your best shot
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Post by: TrappinJohn on September 19, 2014, 06:16:51 PM
Lookn4fur
TV SHOW
HERN GONE WILD

Now that's funny ;D
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Post by: longhair on September 19, 2014, 09:17:15 PM
"THE HERNICATOR" ::) ::)............ ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Leglifter on September 20, 2014, 05:46:38 AM
Triple XHerninator the Exterminator!!
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Post by: Buckwheat on September 20, 2014, 07:17:22 AM
Leglifter
Get real, Triple X  no one would ever make it to the end of movie.
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Post by: Buckwheat on September 20, 2014, 07:17:50 AM
Leglifter
Get real, Triple X  no one would ever make it to the end of movie.
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Post by: Pa Goosehntr on September 20, 2014, 09:58:09 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D It could be a comedy iffin he wore a Tutu  :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Buckwheat...nuisance Squirrel
Post by: Buckwheat on September 20, 2014, 10:55:42 AM
Here
Save money, I found a way for you to save uniform money and make your own uniforms.
 https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=pZIdVJLAEsehyASZiIGADQ&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DW_eXryGRO3k&cd=4&ved=0CC0QtwIwAw&usg=AFQjCNFk-CXYXvTOr8qIwhWS5PZ8TNZq8g&sig2=3XAxiBt6Ijxs09lUj9Meig
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Post by: Leglifter on October 10, 2014, 07:46:14 PM
Its disturbing to me to see what you look at on the internet
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Post by: Buckwheat on October 10, 2014, 08:01:51 PM
Leglifter
O-boy when you look at it your way it scares me too.
 I was only trying to save Hern some money so he could make his own.
Title: Re: Buckwheat...nuisance Squirrel
Post by: Leglifter on October 11, 2014, 05:22:30 AM
 ;D